Girl, U So One Year In
Published Monday, January 21, 2013 By LSA. Under Girl U So..., I Am Tags: #BALLLLSSSSSDEEEEP, Just the Beginning
Moving to D.C. a year ago was a dramatic stunt Queen move. And, Chile, I have been lip syncing for my life! Definitely and adjustment, most certainly an exercise. I've been right-roping it, sans safety net. I made it across! Round of applause. Now, it's time to turn around and do it again. This time, I won't look down. Happy Move-a-versary to me!
I MAY BE BLACK. I MAY BE UGLY. ...
Me: Trinidad James - All Gold Everything Remix. If that don't get you crunk...
She: Is this the new one with 2Chainz?
Me: Yes! And he went hard with that Slick Rick accent.
She: I've only heard 2Chainz part. "2Chainz and Tinidad (James)"
Me: Yeah. It's good. Trinidad James isn't even on the song. Goes so hard.
She: Aww man, they workin' on the power lines so my innanets is out, so the song is ...
Just another ode to the pee machine.
xoxo!
NEVER, EVER Give Up.
Published Saturday, January 5, 2013 By LSA. Under I Am Tags: I Have a Brown House, In All Seriousness
"Just because I can't do it today, doesn't mean I can't do it someday."
Wow! God gives us amazing bodies. More importantly, we're given the freedom of free WILL to DECIDE what we are going to do. Once we put our minds to something and have the EXPECTATION of success, it's already done.
What doctors say isn't was WE say. What our families say isn't what WE say. What our friends say ...
Give Me My Coin: 2012 Highlights and Accomplishments
Published Thursday, January 3, 2013 By LSA. Under I Am, Recaps Tags: I Do What I Want, Queen is the New King
My 2012 vision board: Say bye-bye to boring!
Too often, we downplay our accomplishments because we think they're too small. Or, we've had a set-back that makes our gains seem tiny, or that even seems to void them out. When I really think about all of the things I did this year, it sounds pretty cool. Let me continue to get my quantum leap on. So, here is my 2012 ...
New Year’s Eve Recap
Published Wednesday, January 2, 2013 By LSA. Under Going Out, Recaps Tags: Doing Hoodrat Stuff with My Friends, Me + She, Queen is the New King
I MAY BE BLACK. I MAY BE UGLY. BUT I'M HERE!
Since the world didn't end on Dec. 21 like every one had hoped, the only thing left to do was dance the night away for New Year's Eve. My friend--whose hoodrat antics will go unannounced--and I got gussied up in our best faux queen fare, walked in and turned up. All we were missing was the glitter. Here are a ...

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